wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

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halfdeadpasta:

EVERY FUCKIN GLITTER BISCUIT

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deerfiend:

He never saw it coming

He didn’t know how to say wake up, so he tried everything he knew

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How rape trials should go?

  • Lawyer:Did he rape her?
  • Witness:Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
  • Lawyer:That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
  • Witness:Yes, but she was wearin-
  • Lawyer:I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
  • Witness:Yes, but-
  • Lawyer:I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
  • Witness:Yes.
  • Laywer:Yes, he raped her.
  • Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.
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